Ok, I'm Gonna Be Catty Now

When I found out that the star quarterback for the Dallas Cowboys, Tony Roma, had dumped Jessica Simpson and was now seemingly happily hooked up with Carrie Underwood, and that Jessica was so 'down' that she wouldn't come out of her movie trailer for three days, until her sister, Ashley, (can you say yuk?) had to talk her out, I thought to myself, Jessica is fading. Nick finally got enough of her bimbo self. And I am afraid, even though my son swears that the girl actually has a brain, that he's wrong. Sometimes a cigar is really just a cigar.  But hey, Jessica, even though you look delightful, only the freshest chicken..I mean tuna...gets to be Starkist.