Paris Hilton "Traumatized" Over Jail Sentence

When this little brat makes CNN breaking news, something is wrong, or it is a slow news day. The story is that Paris is traumatized over her upcoming 45 day jail sentence, so distraught in fact that she can't show up in court to defend herself. Maybe if she'd been distraught about getting behind the wheel of a car after getting drunk she wouldn't be in this predicament. Paris needs to take a page from Martha Stewart's book and do her jail time with panache and stop whining.