1. Alec Baldwin calling his daughter a pig. (no competition for #1 there!)
2. Everything Britney Spears has done.
3. Goldie Hawn letting herself be photographed without makeup. (believe me, it was bad, so bad I refused to post the picture here.)
4. Rosie O'Donnell's filthy slam of Donald Trump. (she's just nasty.)
5. Simon Cowell rolling his eyes when a contestant said his nose was stopped up when he was singing because he was upset about the Virginia Tech massacre. (on second thought, that DOES compete with Alec Baldwin.)